Bang, Bang, Yer Dead!
If yer talkin' travelin'
around in the bars
or out in the street,
you got yer derringers of course
but check this out.
It's small and light
.22 magnum, nasty bite.
Bad thing is it jumps
you got to bring it down
or use two hands
to keep it in line,
but it carries four rounds
like I say.
Two shots ain't enough.
You can't think in terms
of one assailant, man,
you got to think in terms of two.
Two shots yer lucky to take one out
and wing the other
and if the one who is wounded
is also armed
then to have wounded him
will not have been enough.
That's why this baby is nice.
It's concealable. .
good gun
for a lady. . .
Now a man,
especially in winter
when he wears a big coat,
wants something up under it
a little more substantial,
say a snub nose .38.
Some file off the spur
of their double action
so the hammer
won't get caught
in the coat.
You don't need to pull the hammer,
just the trigger.
Automatics are flatter
quicker, carry more rounds
but there's always the chance
that they'll jam.
Not likely if they're clean. . .
still, always a chance.
To secure the old home front, now. . .
you got yer .357s yer .44 mags
heavy duty hand artillery
hit a guy anywhere
he's out of commission, at least.
But we're talkin' home protection, guy
let's not fuck around . .
We're talking' shotgun
automatic. . . short barrel
for a shorter arc.
Shift yer weight
to the right foot
like a boxer slipping a cross
and just squeeze
and keep squeezing
spinning as you fire
in the general direction
that's all you gotta do!
Yer dealin' death now, brother,
ain't nothing left
but for the mop
and the bucket.
If yer talkin' travelin'
around in the bars
or out in the street,
you got yer derringers of course
but check this out.
It's small and light
.22 magnum, nasty bite.
Bad thing is it jumps
you got to bring it down
or use two hands
to keep it in line,
but it carries four rounds
like I say.
Two shots ain't enough.
You can't think in terms
of one assailant, man,
you got to think in terms of two.
Two shots yer lucky to take one out
and wing the other
and if the one who is wounded
is also armed
then to have wounded him
will not have been enough.
That's why this baby is nice.
It's concealable. .
good gun
for a lady. . .
Now a man,
especially in winter
when he wears a big coat,
wants something up under it
a little more substantial,
say a snub nose .38.
Some file off the spur
of their double action
so the hammer
won't get caught
in the coat.
You don't need to pull the hammer,
just the trigger.
Automatics are flatter
quicker, carry more rounds
but there's always the chance
that they'll jam.
Not likely if they're clean. . .
still, always a chance.
To secure the old home front, now. . .
you got yer .357s yer .44 mags
heavy duty hand artillery
hit a guy anywhere
he's out of commission, at least.
But we're talkin' home protection, guy
let's not fuck around . .
We're talking' shotgun
automatic. . . short barrel
for a shorter arc.
Shift yer weight
to the right foot
like a boxer slipping a cross
and just squeeze
and keep squeezing
spinning as you fire
in the general direction
that's all you gotta do!
Yer dealin' death now, brother,
ain't nothing left
but for the mop
and the bucket.